Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Bianca Jagger Tries to Do Something. Or Something.



Good news, everyone; the war in Iraq will be over before you know it!

Why? Because Bianca Jagger, well-known jet-setter and former wife of Mick Jagger, has demanded that it end, at a press conference for an upcoming Stop the War rally in London commemorating the fifth anniversary of the Iraq war.  

Next up: Sharon Osbourne will singlehandedly restore the housing market.

Seriously, though, Bianca; good luck with that whole thing. We know your heart's in the right place, anyway. 


Good news, everyone; the war in Iraq will be over before you know it!

Why? Because Bianca Jagger, well-known jet-setter and former wife of Mick Jagger, has demanded that it end, at a press conference for an upcoming Stop the War rally in London commemorating the fifth anniversary of the Iraq war.  

Next up: Sharon Osbourne will singlehandedly restore the housing market.

Seriously, though, Bianca; good luck with that whole thing. We know your heart's in the right place, anyway.