Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Eva Longoria, Party Animal



Most of us commemorate our birthdays with a small gathering of friends and family, or perhaps a solitary crying jag.

Not Eva Longoria. Despite the fact that she doesn't turn 33 until tomorrow, the Desperate Housewives babe has already thrown herself two birthday parties--one, at her own restaurant, Beso, in Los Angeles, and last night at Devito in Miami Beach.

Yowsa; Eva! It's not like 33 is even a landmark birthday.

We're totally stoked that you were born too, Eva, but we'd hate for you to miss out your beauty sleep. Maybe you should celebrate your birthday the way the rest of the country does: Quietly kneeling before a shrine constructed of torn-out pages from your lad-mag layouts.



Most of us commemorate our birthdays with a small gathering of friends and family, or perhaps a solitary crying jag.

Not Eva Longoria. Despite the fact that she doesn't turn 33 until tomorrow, the Desperate Housewives babe has already thrown herself two birthday parties--one, at her own restaurant, Beso, in Los Angeles, and last night at Devito in Miami Beach.

Yowsa; Eva! It's not like 33 is even a landmark birthday.

We're totally stoked that you were born too, Eva, but we'd hate for you to miss out your beauty sleep. Maybe you should celebrate your birthday the way the rest of the country does: Quietly kneeling before a shrine constructed of torn-out pages from your lad-mag layouts.