Sunday, April 27, 2008

William H. Macy's Mustache Prepares to Take Flight



Celebrated actor William H. Macy Departed from Los Angeles International Airport this afternoon. We don't know what his destination was, but we choose to believe that he's heading for a mythical land populated entirely by men with mustaches as magnificent as his.

Dang, that is one nifty nostril-skirt. It surely deserves a place in the Celebrity 'Stache Hall of Fame, alongside those of Sam Elliott, Wilford Brimley, Pat O'Brien and Ned Flanders.

We bet his wife, Felicity Huffman, enjoys it too. If you know what we mean, and we think that you do.

In fact, we're not even sure that Macy needs to travel by airplane. We imagine that he could probably jump off a cliff, let his mustache catch the wind, and glide wherever he needs to go.

But he probably likes to hobnob with the hoipolloi. Check out the way he graciously takes time out to pose for pics with a TSA employee.

Which is really nice of him, considering that she probably spent at least an hour searching his mustache for bombs and other contraband.













Photography by DANIELLE Celebrated actor William H. Macy Departed from Los Angeles International Airport this afternoon. We don't know what his destination was, but we choose to believe that he's heading for a mythical land populated entirely by men with mustaches as magnificent as his.

Dang, that is one nifty nostril-skirt. It surely deserves a place in the Celebrity 'Stache Hall of Fame, alongside those of Sam Elliott, Wilford Brimley, Pat O'Brien and Ned Flanders.

We bet his wife, Felicity Huffman, enjoys it too. If you know what we mean, and we think that you do.

In fact, we're not even sure that Macy needs to travel by airplane. We imagine that he could probably jump off a cliff, let his mustache catch the wind, and glide wherever he needs to go.

But he probably likes to hobnob with the hoipolloi. Check out the way he graciously takes time out to pose for pics with TSA employees.

Which is really nice of him, considering that they probably spent at least an hour searching his mustache for bombs and other contraband.

Photography by DANIELLE